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Jan. 13th, 2005 12:29 pmHappy birthdays to one of my all-time favorite LJ-ers, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
gwendraith. Enjoy the day, Mousey!
gwendraith. Enjoy the day, Mousey!Jan. 13th, 2005
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Jan. 13th, 2005 03:09 pm Just checking out the initial reviews for Elektra ...they're actually about as funny as the reviews for Catwoman ! SEE--I told you that my idea about a Carmen Electra movie would have been more entertaining!
"The movie doesn’t thrill like sticking one’s finger in a 110 volt socket - it’s more akin to the small, tingling sensation one gets when licking a 9 volt battery."
-- Stefan Halley, HERO REALM
"Scantily clad action heroine with a sexy-tough pout? Check. Supernatural bad-guy gang of tattooed, Goth-punk clowns? Check.... A half-hearted, prefabricated effort."
-- Rob Blackwelder, SPLICEDWIRE
"...a bit like ordering egg rolls at McDonald's."
-- Josh Larsen, SUN PUBLICATIONS (CHICAGO, IL)
"Comic book franchise or Victoria's Secret commercial?"
-- Kim Morgan, L.A. WEEKLY
"Produces levels of excitement typically attained by proofreading science textbooks"
-- Sean O'Connell, FILMCRITIC.COM
"Elektra would have been far better off staying dead."
-- Dustin Putman, THEMOVIEBOY.COM
"Elektra girds her loins with less intensity of purpose than if she were scanning the darkness for signs of copyright infringement."
-- Lisa Schwarzbaum, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY
"The movie doesn’t thrill like sticking one’s finger in a 110 volt socket - it’s more akin to the small, tingling sensation one gets when licking a 9 volt battery."
-- Stefan Halley, HERO REALM
"Scantily clad action heroine with a sexy-tough pout? Check. Supernatural bad-guy gang of tattooed, Goth-punk clowns? Check.... A half-hearted, prefabricated effort."
-- Rob Blackwelder, SPLICEDWIRE
"...a bit like ordering egg rolls at McDonald's."
-- Josh Larsen, SUN PUBLICATIONS (CHICAGO, IL)
"Comic book franchise or Victoria's Secret commercial?"
-- Kim Morgan, L.A. WEEKLY
"Produces levels of excitement typically attained by proofreading science textbooks"
-- Sean O'Connell, FILMCRITIC.COM
"Elektra would have been far better off staying dead."
-- Dustin Putman, THEMOVIEBOY.COM
"Elektra girds her loins with less intensity of purpose than if she were scanning the darkness for signs of copyright infringement."
-- Lisa Schwarzbaum, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY