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Weird thoughts that go through my head while exercising, dept.: A horror movie along the lines of "The Hills Have Eyes," only this one is called "The Vaginas Have Teeth."

I can see the opening...it's just like that scene in the movie version of Little Shop of Horrors where you see the inside of a mouth, just as Steve Martin is about to insert a drill and start working on a cavity. Only in this case, something else is inserted and it starts getting gnashed into a bloody pulp by a set of evil vaginal teeth...

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Shit. Maybe I should stop exercising...