Confessions of a Grande Diva, Chapter One

"You must know, my dear, auditions are not everyone’s cup of tea. In fact, some people would rather have their prostate removed by the burning hot fist of the ghost of Ethel Merman than endure yet another humiliating round of proving their worth. 

I, on the other hand, rather like auditions.

Maybe it’s because I’m just that good."
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