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I think that if were Janet Jackson's other boob, I'd be feeling awfully neglected around this time. Why should her right one be getting all the attention? I personally think Janet should consider a short film called "My Left Tit." That ought to square things up.

Waitaminute! Now that I think about it, there's already been way to much publicity about the other Jackson boob...it's called..."Michael"...

Connecting the dots

"People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them."- George Bernard Shaw -

My buddy aric1 posted this quote the other day, and it reminded me how much I love GBS. I remember graduating from college and starting in on his complete works, around the time I first began having recurring dreams about being injured in the left leg (whatever that means). I’d take out a volume at a time, but I gave up shortly around “Man and Superman.” Even so, to this day, I tend to forget to insert apostrophes within contractions, in deference to a passionate defense he raised about the uselessness of the apostrophe.

But the quote didn’t simply strike my fancy due to idle hero worship. It also summed up Sunday’s adventures fairly nicely, too.

The Real story: Mama Told Me Not to Come
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This isn't written with any sense of malice...it's just a song that I started crafting tonight and I really kind of like what it has to say. Now I just have to figure out how to get the melody down somewhere so I don't forget it in the morning! :)

That was it
That was the last nail that unsaid I love you
The last time I cry
The last time I try

And you can go
I've spent a lifetime of saying I love yous
Despite who I am
Despite what I've done
I've been true

I can set this cross down with clear conscience
I can pick myself up and look on
I can face the road ahead, it's smooth now
I can finally say what's done is done

I can say goodbye
That was the last nail that unsaid I love you
I'm facing the fact
We've reached the last act
In the play

In some ways, I rejoice
Having found my new voice
And I can say
Here today
I was true

Before the last nail that unsaid I love you...
I loved you.