One might actually be true...

Stolen from various LJ-ers...

1. Name five things in your refrigerator.
A decomposing cow skull borrowed from David Lynch, some thumbtacks, barbed wire, a 10-foot long blow up doll, and (oh, look, so that's where that thing went!) a framed and autographed picture of OJ Simpson.

2. Name five things in your freezer.
The Elephant Man, a snowball from when I was five year's old, a small Eskimo, one of Pam Anderson's original implants, and a corn dog (made of corns from people's feet. Woof!)

3. Name five things under your kitchen sink.
The brain of Albert Einstein packaged in formaldehyde, a golden spoon plucked from the mouth of Prince Albert, the stick that Tonya Harding used on Nancy Kerrigan's knee, a roach motel (with a No Vacancy sign on it), and someone's underwear (I forget who).

4. Name five things around your computer.
Yesterday's whiskers, "The Collected Poetry of Paul Lynde," "Shaving your Head For Dummies," a postcard from Chi-Chi's Bar and Grill, and some brimstone from the depths of Hell.

5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet.
A jumbo package of Yoohoo flavored Ex-Lax, some ear wax, some bikini wax (for those special evenings), a fax machine, and an alto sax. Ack!

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Big kid week-end, which was awesome. The big news is that Annie was accepted to Johnson and Wales and has also been offered at least a 10,000 scholarship, possibly more, based upon her SATs. That will certainly help!

Thank the stars the kids have my taste in reading! Ashley picked up the best children's book this past week--Coraline, by Neil Gaiman. We spent much of last night reading through it. Odd, sick little book, but I would expect nothing less from Gaiman. Sandman still remains the best piece of comics literature that has ever been created. (Although The Doom Patrol was an awful good series, too...)

And Tiger picked up a great book that he left at the apartment. Shonen Jump. Good stuff, man. Tonight I'll start in on Over Sea, Under Stone, by Susan Cooper, after I finish preparing my email to Jen. Live Journal will actually come in helpful in completing this task.

I'm listening to Jekyll and Hyde. Just trying to get comfortable with the music. I still have a lot of time. There are some nice numbers in the show--"This is the Moment," of course (and also so fitting for me), but I also REALLY like "Someone Like You." What a beautiful song.

There are things I like about apartment living. I've mentioned the ducks time and again. I like the fact that I can heat every room individually. That's fun. I like my work area and the quilt on my bed. I want to start meditation again. That might help provide me with a moment or two of silencio, which I so crave.

All in all, a fulfilling weekend. A bit of snuggling with a cute guy, good reads, kid time, one kid moves ahead, a completed manuscript...the forward movement of a dream.

Yep. It's all good.