Can I Tell You?

I am so wishing for Spring to come. I come alive in the warmer weather. I love sitting out on my deck blasting Gilbert and Sullivan at one o'clock in the morning, bedecked only in my fuzzy blue robe while I guzzle down wine. Anything to bug the hell out of the neighbors.

We have this guy who lives down the street who recently put up this homely little black and white sign to advertise his hairdessing salon. It's called "Gil's Unisex Salon." Just for kicks the other night, I snuck out of the house with a bucket of white paint and eliminated the letters "UNI" from the sign.

I hear business really picked up the next day...just doing my part to boost the local economy!