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tedwordsI just received an email saying that they have a way for me to "expand, thicken, and enlarge myself"!
It has to be for real, because in the email, there's a picture of a doctor holding a clipboard.
Well, now THAT's something. I'm thinking of starting with my ankles. After that, I think I'll spend some time on my earlobes. Any objections?
Isn't modern technology wonderful?
It has to be for real, because in the email, there's a picture of a doctor holding a clipboard.
Well, now THAT's something. I'm thinking of starting with my ankles. After that, I think I'll spend some time on my earlobes. Any objections?
Isn't modern technology wonderful?
