I gotta find me an answer...

[tedwords]

Had a good day at work, but then came home and read my livejournal. Made me realize much of a life I don't have have.

LJInsomnia's gone and posted her pics and they look darn terrific, and she has this raging love affair going on.

Ricky's going off and getting laid left and right.

Clunky's having these great sexual experiences with his guy that he's relaying in explicit detail.

Dang! How can I get me some?