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tedwords ([personal profile] tedwords) wrote2003-12-19 11:08 am

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Hey!

I just received an email allowing me to get larger firmer breasts absolutely free!

Aren't my breasts perky enough? Or is this a mail order kind of thing, and I could hang them up on my Christmas tree as decorations? Now that would really put the "Holly" in holly jolly Christmas, wouldn't it?