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tedwords ([personal profile] tedwords) wrote2003-09-19 06:54 pm

From my friend Aoelian

A little boy goes out on Halloween dressed as a pirate and knocks on a lady's door. She opens the door and squeals, "Oh, how cute! And where are your little bucaneers?"

And he replies, "Under my buckinhat, lady..."

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck to his crotch. The barman looks over at him and asks him why he has
it..

The pirate's reply?

"Arrrrr, 'tis drivin' me nuts..."