From my friend Aoelian
A little boy goes out on Halloween dressed as a pirate and knocks on a lady's door. She opens the door and squeals, "Oh, how cute! And where are your little bucaneers?"
And he replies, "Under my buckinhat, lady..."
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck to his crotch. The barman looks over at him and asks him why he has
it..
The pirate's reply?
"Arrrrr, 'tis drivin' me nuts..."
And he replies, "Under my buckinhat, lady..."
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck to his crotch. The barman looks over at him and asks him why he has
it..
The pirate's reply?
"Arrrrr, 'tis drivin' me nuts..."